Tuesday is in the books and the heartfelt memorial for Michael Jackson that drew tears out of the eyes of millions around the world is sure to be remembered for many years to come. If you were too busy mourning the King of Pop to peruse the internet, the crew here at OPEN Sports found a few links that might help take your mind off of music's tragic loss.

Joe-ks.com: WANTED! Housekeeper who isn't afraid of a little grime and grit -- or E. coli -- or fecal parasites.

Friends of the Program: It's a bird! It's a plane! NO! It's Urban Meyer and he will kick your puppy, no questions asked. Oh, he will also win multiple championships for your school. He could shit on a baby for all I care. He is still contracted for one more year. GO GATORS!

Epic Carnival: If you're like me, then you thoroughly enjoy watching people get smacked in the face with balls. Not testicles, although that would be hilarious, too. Enjoy 13 balls-to-the-face moments. Don't say I never gave you anything.

Texts From Last Night: Someone had a great night with my fellow Gator Alumni, Joakim Noah. Puff, puff, pass, Joakim. Less smokie, more winnie.

With Leather: @OGOchoCinco Playin' da Broncs in da first game of da season rite now. Coach needs to put me in and let me do my thang!

Sports by Brooks: One tequila, two tequila, three tequila ... manslaughter? Wait, that's not right.

Yeah, it's 10 minutes, so what? Watch MJ at his best. This is classic, people.