Since Paula Abdul is quitting American Idol, I think it’s time to bring up a topic that's related to her and other celebrities in Hollywood. Lazy eyes.
While most of us are aware of sportscaster Stuart Scott and singer Thom Yorke’s lazy eyes -- and actor Peter Falk’s glass eye -- would you believe that there are multiple female celebrities who have lazy eyes? Yep, I had no idea either. I guess when they are on the screen, you can’t really focus, and if they are in some sort of pictorial, they are more than likely airbrushed. But it’s true. There are a ton of chicks in Hollywood with lazy eyes.
And with the latest news that Abdul is leaving television’s hottest show, I give to you, the hottest female celebrities with lazy eyes. The best part? They won’t see you staring at them!
You can thank me later.
Paula Abdul -- The now former American Idol host makes the list, but her droopy lid could be due to the medication she’s been on for the past few seasons … crazy pills.
Paris Hilton -- A girl known for doing nothing can now be known for her deformity. Could her lazy eye be attributed to Rick Salomon?
Christina Ricci -- Chester made a good point. You don’t really notice that Ricci has a droopy lid because she’s got bug eyes. And huge cans.
Melissa Joan Hart -- If Clarissa can explain it all, then tell me how in the hell I’ve never noticed that you’ve been winking at all of us for years.
Keri Russell -- Russell was on Felicity, a show I’ve never seen. And both of my eyes work fine! I’ll be here all week.
Kristen Bell -- Bell even named her lazy right eye, which she can supposedly control independently. It’s name? Wonky. I am officially creeped out.
Teri Hatcher -- Her lazy eye is real -- and it's spectacular!
Eliza Dushku -- Ironic that her name is Eliza, which sort of sounds like "lazy" and "eyes" combined.
Hayden Panettiere -- I know none of you were looking at Panettiere’s face long enough to notice the eye. It’s cool because she’s legal … now. Sicky.
Myleene Klass -- No clue who this chick is, I just needed a 10th person to round out this list. Klass was supposedly in a pop band called Hear’Say -- the result of the British show Popstars.
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