Tonight's programming

8 p.m., ABC, The Superstars – Only four teams remain – except T.O. and his crazy teammate Joanna Krupa are gone, as is my desire to watch this show. Not that it was ever there to begin with.

8 p.m.,FOX, Hell’s Kitchen -- Gordon Ramsey is another example of an angry Englishman yelling at an American. Why even fight in the Revolutionary War if we are just gonna let him, Simon Cowell and Super Nanny tell us what we food we should like, what music sounds good and how to raise children?

8 p.m., ABC Family, 10 Things I Hate About You – It’s a show on television now. Except it was supposed to be the beginning of Larisa Oleynik’s film career (she had success as the title character in “The Secret Life of Alex Mack”). These days Oleynik is still acting in small roles.

8 p.m., AMC, Stripes – Ivan Reitman directs this comedic farce – for those not new to the Hollywood scene, Reitman is responsible in some capacity for some o the funniest movies over the last two decades. Including: Ghost Busters, Old School, Animal House, Private Parts, and others.

9 p.m., Bravo, NYC Prep – You mean I can watch a show about over-privileged prep-schoolers complain about things that will only make me angry at myself for watching the show in the first place. Television knows me so well.

9 p.m., Discovery, World’s Deadliest Catch – My brother-in-law ranked fishing on a scale of 1-10 the other day. We are 1, fishing in his back yard catching bass and using a glove to unhook it. No. 5 would be fishing off a pier and hauling in some nice sized Snook. No. 10 would be crab fishing on the Corneila Marie in the Bering Sea. He’s a wise man.

10 p.m., BET, Tiny and Toya – This is all they say about the show on TV Guide.com -- A reality series following two friends who have been romantically involved with famous rappers. The only way I tune in is if it was Biggie and Tupac. Speaking of rappers, I found this story on Deadspin yesterday. If you like Eminem you’ll hate this guy.

10 p.m., ABC, Primteime: Family Secrets – Again, why watch other people’s baggage to feel better about your own? It only makes you drink more in the long run.

 And in total unrelated to television videos, here is Macho Man Randy Savage slamming Hulk Hogan. KG sent it to me, so I will share it with the world.