With the top eight teams entrenched firmly to their respective positions (that's what she said) in the BCS poll, it seems only fitting to honor them with the ever timly and always irrelevant picthomage. To those unfamiliar to the name picthomage, I just made it up -- and actually submitted it to Urban Dictionary. So it's real now. Yes, I am also gloating that I just submitted something to a site that where the content is comprised of mostly kids half my age that wear tight jeans and like the Jonas Brothers. 

1. Florida Gators: Jorts are a way of life. There's Corky wearing Jorts, Dog the bounty hunter Jorts with T-bone tattoo. There's "HE Wears Jort Jorts" jorts. The ever-popular casual Jorts, complete with mocking rival fan. It's jorts all around in G'ville.
 

2. Alabama Crimson Tide: Because his boyfriend, who was a bear, wanted to look at THE Bear.  

3. Texas Longhorns: There are things I could say here that I would regret in an effort for a cheap joke.

4. TCU Cheerleaders: On Saturday Kevin Goodwin said, "hmm... TCU cheerleaders are pretty good looking." I thought he was a liar and/or drunk. Here are two former TCU cheerleaders, currently Dallas Maverick dancers. He was only drunk. 
 

5. Cincinnati Bearcats: This is not only menacing, but brings to mind an Entourage episode that involves Turtle meeting a chick that is commonly referred to as a "furry." Shanna Moekler plays the chick who is said furry.

6. Boise State: Bad joke No. 1: Boise State is trying for their first ever BCS berth. Of course, below is an exercise in reverse birth. Bad joke No. 2: Boise State, where the football term "head on a swivel" is confused for "head is a swivel." Reverse birth wins every time.

7: Georgia Tech: The triple option can't make up for the lack of girls. If you go to UrbanDictionary.com and type in Georgia Tech, you will find written evidence to support the claim. However, this picture sums it up. There is roughly 10 girls in this entire photo of 250 guys.

8: LSU: 'Nawlins was built on sin (borrowed the phrase from Chris Chester). Look at it. Closer ... closer ... seriously, why? (P.S. It's two dudes kissing).

9: Pittsburgh: Which stache belongs to Wannstache?

10: Ohio State: Yep. Terrelle Pryor's girlfriend?

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