NCAAF Weekly Link Dump
It's another installment of the weekly link dumps.
- Someone decided that Dwight Schrute should write a press release about ex-UCLA QB Tate Forcier’s decision to transfer to Furhman University. It’s quite entertaining if you imagine Shcrute reading it.
- Who is Schrute? Glad you asked.
- Mays, perhaps the most hyped DBs (for good reason) in the nation goes on the hunt to further understand the mythical sirens that are USC’s Song Girls. To this video I offer just one word. “Meh.”
- Beer is better at rehydrating than water? That is preposterous. And true! And changed my life. I use to look like this from drinking beer … but now I look like this. You tell me, would a man that isn't confident about his new body pose for a black and white photo?
- What goes together with your beer after a workout? A cone-shaped pizza.
- So, the last two links has taught us that you can work out and hydrate yourself more quickly with a beer, and there is such thing as a pizza cone. Is it any wonder why obesity is out of control? It’s not? Then why is there photos like this? I can haz another slice?
- Speaking of bloated, how about the amount of Big 12 QB mentions in about four months. It’ll be like a cpnstant echo, with analysts drooling over Zac Robinson, Sam Bradford and Colt McCoy. Possibly even Todd Reesing as well. For McCoy, EDSBS has at least come up with 29 alternate names that you can refer to him as. I can think of only one … Runner-Up.
- It’s almost that time of year where rankings and speculation lead to poll question after poll question. Here Andrea Adelson at the Orlando Sentinel discusses the use of polls, and whether or not they are useful. She even poses an informal poll on polls.
- And, while we are on the topic of offseason (which this whole blog is) – Adelson has also documented the 24 different instances in which a UF player was arrested. It’ s a mock database. And as Deadspin.com reports, UF has responded to it.
- And finally, meet Rick Nuehiesel, a man that can really work a crowd of boosters. His anecdote is thoroughly entertaining, even if it is G-rated. He’s no Lane Kiffin, but I'd play for him.