You know, I’m really sick of hearing women talk about how hot Derek Jeter and David Wright are. If only they could see the uglier side of sports. While all athletes these days are rich, some sure aren’t easy on the eyes. Sad thing is, they still probably pull more tail than the average guy. But I can’t imagine any sane woman mingling with one of these guys. So without further ado, I present to you my version of Major League Baseball’s All-Time All-Ugly Team…
Coaching Staff
Manager: Joe Torre
Bench Coach: Don Zimmer
Pitching Coach: Bob Apodaca
The Braves seem to be the most common home for the esthetically challenged with six players on the list. The Pirates have four players on the roster, not including the three honorable mentions. Zane Smith, Pascual Perez and Julian Tavarez actually played for both teams during their illustrious careers!
theDrive: This sweepstakes has ended.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and true beauty comes from within. I am a female and I must say that some of the best people I ever met would never be a fahion model. How cruel this post. tsk tsk. I must say you poster are number one on my list of ugly people. Ugly is as ugly does! A broken nose for defending your Mother's honor with no medical insurance would make you a poor site or if perhaps you went and fought in a WAR for your country and came home disfigured would make you a poor site and many more circumstances can change the cover but the book remains the same. I sometimes think the manly looking men are truely the more handsome men among all. If there is an imperfection it is in YOU poster and all that agree with you here. tsk tsk I see none of my friends are here thank goodness! Thanks to others who defend agains this awful post!
Get a load of Tom Henke, a major Goober.
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nice blog, very funny, some UGLY dudes, totally lost my appetite!!!!!!!!!
Two words... Dante Bichette
Could be worse. Could have a name like this: bleacherreport.com/articles/41842-rusty-kuntz-leads-all-time-whacky-names-whos-your-favorite
And, imagine if you saw some of these guys after a surgery: bleacherreport.com/articles/42841-the-darkside-of-sport-surgery-and-recovery
And that's me!
Uncool dude ... Totally uncool.
good post
Easley shouldn't be on the list
Julian Tavarez looks like he's thinking about causing an Amber Alert.
Good Stuff!!!! Though I think that Coco Crisp should be added to the honorable mentions, at least for his ugly rush to the mound, no?
Wow. Is there any truth to the rumor that all of these players were once on the Celtics roster in the mid-'80s?
I think Torre has a distinguished countenance myself.
Now this blog is just wrong.
Willie McGee looks like he just got out of a fight. I remember him being like 80 pounds soaking wet.
I think we finally found out who this guys father is...
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.............Andy Etchebarren
I personally don't find Derek Jeter as hot as every woman makes him out to be. But that's neither here nor there. The point is......you successfully got me to STOP eating my breakfast while reading this blog. Keep it up. This could be the new weight loss craze!